you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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