I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize