this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
love makes seman taste better
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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