I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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