Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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