the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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