we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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