there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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