Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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