I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Houston, we have a blender
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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