There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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