I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to make a zoo with you.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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