I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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