I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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