am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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