The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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