Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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