the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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