im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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