apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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