Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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