I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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