hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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