Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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