idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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