Your dad touched me again.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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