Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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