in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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