Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My balls are so social today.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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