Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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