Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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