Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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