In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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