Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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