Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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