the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
