Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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