You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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