what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend