quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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