who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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