I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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