He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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