You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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