Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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