new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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