Kiss
Puke
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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