Walk of Shame. In a state park.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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