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(907): View more from Alaska

so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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(315): View more from New York

he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out

(607): View more from New York

what a beautiful fairy tale

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(904): View more from Florida

Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.

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(806): View more from Texas

He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.

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I feel like you never had a virginity..

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(314): View more from Missouri

I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances

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(727): View more from Florida

The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.

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