Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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