Even water is tasting like jack daniels
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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