But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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