She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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