Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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