Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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