id be glad to
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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