if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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